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newton's 3rd law

Newton 3rd law states that when there is action, there will be a reaction of equal magnitude in the opposite direction 2 equalize the motion well, newton is not juz a physician, but also a life philosophy in this matter, whenever u want a thing so badly, there will be another thing that obstruct u from getting it . however, when u dun feel like wanting it, it comes 2 u auutomaticly that u want 2 kick it away...... thats what human is......

take off my cloth

One day, a housewife came back home, alone. she saw her husband's chaffeur(driver) at home, relaxing at the sofa. her husband is already out of town, watching the home-video, and eating the family snack and upon seeing behaving like this way, she walks to the sofa and says "take off my shoe" "then, take off my blouse" "and my skirts too~!" "OMG, my bra and panties too!" Now, go upstairs And wear back your own cloth. Next time, don't simply wear my shirt, ok?

how u define siswa/i ?

here's a great equation siswa/i = eat + sleep + dating ---------(1) pig = eat + sleep ---------(2) by subsituting (2) into (1) siswa/i = pig + dating then, siswa/i - dating = pig therefore siswa/i without date is piG

joke

Changing Will An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' To which the gentleman said, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've already changed my will three times!'

wahahah

sat nite got dynamic test at 8pm.. fri didnt sleep until 6am ..... not study but to oonline and DL songs.... wahkahahhahak... then whole day oso not so study but sleep .... real PiG lah ... and now its 4.28am liao n yet i still dok writing my dis blog .. wahakakkakaka... n thanks to my housemate, i juz around 10 smthg oni eat dinner... kelian dao ...

Ah sou visit..

well.. last fri, 1 of d ah sou (wee seong's ehem) came all d way from KL to BP to spend some time with him ... blah bla bla chop chop... it all went okie ajelah ... but when the night comes, d male wan ji ran dun wan sleep same room wif d female one , n chose to ma pou wif the tak betui eh wallace kong... be4 kongz sleep, he warnd that koala bear that he is a sleeper dat flip all nite .. mana tau when i wake up in the early morning.... what i saw is d beloved kongz let place 2 ah koala.... n i can imagine kongz kenot tahan wif it.... dat ws oso 1 type eh ... got hai oso dun wana tiu ..... aihhh ,,... dunno how 2 say la ...

the beginning....

well, well, well,.. here comes the new blogger in town.... i got another blog at sumwhere else which i don wana post it here.... later, if blogspot sue me few million for illegal advertising, u can me see "exploring each n every part of the world.....illegally" let me put it this way, at blogspot, i will put n submit the crappy stuff, n potray u the crappy side of soo chooi leang i.e me! so, crappers are all welcome 2 visit dis sites... d other one r more serious, where d serious n on the track chooi leang's written feelings... in both ways n blogs, all blogs are the masterpiece of CL.. n dats the reason i wrote Coded-Louvre as my id.(sounds familiar??) as 4 bienvenue .... it means welcome in french so, get set, n be ready for the new launch revolutionised blog of mine