T5 Women Lies

I made up my mind,
every week(if possible) I'll come out with Top 5/ 5 reason or smthg like that,as how I did before.

this week,
Women Lies

1) He is just a friend
---even if he oftenly call you in the midnight and chatted for more than an hour, he is still just a friend
-girl, we have no control of who you want to mix with, but we find no reason what stuff is so important that can't wait until the next morning


2) He got nothing to do with our break up*
--- 4 days later, she and that same him having dinner at restaurant, holding hands, possessing couple tee ...
yea,rite!

3) 5 minutes! 5 minutes!!
---10 minutes later, knocking her door ....
in a higher tone "Didn't i told to wait 5 minutes?!?!?!?!"

4) I wanna concentrate on my career/study (upon confession)
--- 2 weeks later, she accept another guy as her boyfriend
(it's not a really a lie, it's actually a polite way to reject you)
but still under the category of not telling the truth(aka LIE!) =p

5) I'm cumming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--this need no much explainanation
either she read too much doujins(x-comics), adult stories and having overdose cybersex
:x

p/s : just a random stuff crossed through my mind, not aiming to dish/bash anyone
feel free to disagree (except point #2 - own experience, not argueable[full stop] )

check back next week if for T5 Men's Lie(s)
*peace*

p/p/s : i remembered Falcon did a similar post, but i went through his blog, can't find it
so falcon, feel free to advertise in my comment box but don't sue me for plagiarism, coz i didnt copy paste :D