5 C - hokkian style

everyone heard of the traditional 5C

the girls are looking for men with 5C

that is

CASH, CREDIT CARD, CONDO, CAREER, CAR

THEN, i wrote of it before, in my blog

the additional/internal 5C guys need to have

Confidence
Commitment
Capability
Caring
Communicate

and now, the new 5C that a hokkian guy need to have!
Jeng Jeng Jeng

1) Chuu biii ( Cute )
Cute guys score points even by doing nothing
by means of cute not means the face cute,
you can make cute expression, talk cute stuff, do cute action
anything as long as the girl thinks its cute

2) Cheem (deep)
love her Cheem cheem (deep deep)
miss her Cheem cheem
know every inch of her cheem cheem
penetrate also penetrate cheem cheem

3) Chu Chiak / Chiak (Cook / Eat)
if you can chu chiak, the it +++++++ pts
coz most girls nowadays mostly dunno how 2 cook
but if your cooking skill not that good,
then u must know where to find good food
coz girls loves to eat! i tell u.

4) Cheo (smile/laugh)
when she down, make her cheo
when she cooks badly, make her cheo
when she happy also make cheo more
when she in deep shit also make her cheo
if u can make her cheo from time to time
then you urself are surely to cheo also ody ...
aren't it nice?

5) lan_C (ego)
face it, lan_c ppl alwiz gets the hottest chicks!
example : donald trump, c.ronaldo,

so be lan_C!
but dun over lan_C, k?
it will backfires


there goes
my crappiest, silliest and lamest 5C ever
damn swt but muahahahhaha

Comments

Chemhoster said…
haha...Like your joke! Where you get the idea? hebat hebat...
September 08, 2008 2:35 AM
Mayhanna said…
hey you got one point wrong lei. if girls in deep, better keep yourself far far away from her, not make her cheo eh.. sekali u get one flying kick for free.
September 08, 2008 11:31 PM
Mayhanna said…
i mean deep shit =D
September 08, 2008 11:32 PM
Hurley said…
lan C? how come it's a C not L? Eh not counted la!
September 09, 2008 12:22 AM
LeangFM said…
chemhoster : nola, the idea is a crap actually

mayc : si meh? ok ok ... will take note

hurley : never says C has 2 to be at the initial mer
September 09, 2008 4:15 PM
TheJessicat said…
SO FUNNNNYYY AHAAHAAHAHAHAH~!!!!


*hugs*
September 10, 2008 1:50 AM
SaeWei said…
lan C.. -___________-"

But this is a good one woi.. cheem!!
September 10, 2008 12:52 PM
angelinemiss said…
swt swt swt
beh tahan with ur 5Cs...
you got how many Cs then?
September 10, 2008 10:47 PM
Cathy C said…
ur 5Cs ..really ... =.=" speechless
September 13, 2008 5:55 PM
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January 14, 2010 7:22 PM
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