What I learned in my university year

these are basically what I learned during my uni life ( 1 more month to end it xD )


1) How to produce work in the shortest time possible
Thursday Afternoon : Deadline
Wednesday Morning : What also don't have
Wednesday Night : Just about to begin
Wednesday Midnight : still can reply msn
Thursday Morning : almost there
1-hr before deadline : last touch-up
30 mins before deadline : printing and binding
10 mins after deadline : cocking up stories/begging the lecturer to accept

time given : 4 weeks ( 4 x 7 days x 24 hrs = 672 hours)
time taken : 30 hours
efficiency : 224 %
quality : copy and paste. top class! "exactly the same as international level"

2) helping each other out
with the help of your friends, you are in the class[in attendance sheet] whereas you are actually watching your drama in your room
but if the lecturer happens to check your name, you somehow will appear to raise up your hand
amazing?
definitely! xD

3) how to talk your way out
in presentations...
you don't have to know everything...
u just have to ACT as if you know it at the back of your hand...
coz the lecturers are also ACTING as if they know everything!! xD

4) how to implement Standards in your operation
u do your experiment
the pipes, elbows, hydraulic pumps, water flow, time keeping, pressure measuring etc etc
when your results goes wrong
all you need are your pencil and eraser!
take the standard graph, traced it on the result, shift a few data
there! your result is as good as Einstein's!
[Winks*]

5) bring whole new definition to LEADERSHIP
leader's trait :
whenever shit happens, you destroy.
can't destroy, you hide.
can't hide, you pretend it's not your fault.
can't pretend, you deny.
can't deny, you blame.
can't blame, you blame another 1.
if still can't work, you find a scapegoat.
can't find, you ran away

btw, thatz also how our nation's "leader" do..
the "lead" by example

so,
what does your university taught you?