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The Others

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spirits aka "the others" izzit exists for real? i recalled there was once i had 1 great mamak chat from 12am until 5-6am, n that in the midnight, we talked about this spooky stories, right at the of the "peak" time of Theirs.. the stories r damn great, that my spine chills like no other biznes, that little in my heart my balls shrunked abit its size(a bit oni la) but, none of us ever encounter THEM real-life..(i hope not) it was either his friend, his university dunno which part, his colleague but none of us dare to deny Their existance come to think back, r they really exist? ok, i believe they exist in their own way.. but usually, when they wana appear ppl already running ..... be4 has the chance 2 say anything.. yah, even break the world rec wat if They r Friendly? wat if one day, they appear be4 u one telling u dun scare, i Come In Peace, sempat with the peace hand sign, would u b afraid?? as for me, of coz la i'll Ruunnnn la~!~!~!~!~!~~! takkan stay there ...

Face analytic

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ladies n gentlemen, boys n girls, uncle n aunties, bus3rd n biatches check out the male in the pic below hmmm wonder y i put these pics out of reason.....? no, not becoz they 2 good-looking n no, im not introducing the next hot male blogger ( or anythg equivalent) take another look at both pic NOW, what i tell u they r DIFFERENT guy? the pic on the top (from what i know) is my fren's boyfriend he currently study at UUM his secondary sch is SMK St Mark the pic on the bottom (oso from wat i know) the author of wanster( www.wanster.blogspot.com) whom self-claimed good looking whom currently still single whom his details u can go check his blog when i first go visit wanster blog, i thought i saw this face before ... it took me awhile to recall of another face n aft series of confirmation ... im sure that they r 2 different person but, look damn SAME!! maybe 1 day should ask them 2 meet n c whether they got same birthmark or each kept a half-piece jade/syiling/char siew pao/unde...

我的华语POST

今天不知道为什么很想用华语来打BLOG 哈哈, 才发觉到 我 不懂 ”BLOG“ 的华语是什么 早上考完我的第一长PAPER, STATISTIC 除非是奇迹发生,“洪公”(ANGKONG) 经过, 给我拿到100分 要不然我的A就可以告别了!! 有人问过我,我是从英校来的, 怎么会话语呢? 朋友,谁讲来自英校的就不会华语的 我只是一点点的BANANA,好不好? 一个有" 骨气 "的BANANA 其实,是因为我妈妈 (你们一定想象我老妈拿着" 疼条 "逼我学华语LEH) 没有拉! 我妈很好的, 除了逼我搭脚车,其他的,她给我自己做决定! [谢谢你,妈, 要不然我今天CONFIRM 100% 不会驾电单车,可以到处乱走] 我妈小时候的家里还环境不是很好,所以读的书也很少, 很早就出来打工 她的ENGLISH N MALAY 呢, 你知道拉~ 而我呢,就扁扁读英校 不要问我为什么,我三个哥哥都是华校的 我妈讲是我口口声声讲要进ST.MARK 的 都不知道他有没有骗我! 就因为这样子,我有时不懂怎样告诉她有些很ENGLISH的东西 列如: 她 : 你今考什么 我找完整个PHYSICS的书都答不到她 (因为我的英文PHYSICS书没有" 物理 "这两个字) 还有 BIOLOGY, CHEMISTRY, PENDRIVE, PRESENTATION, ROOM-MATE, BLOG ETC 我不要有意天他问我 "你在做什么" "打BLOG LOR" "BLOG 是什么" BLOG 是无聊的人打一些无聊事情在无聊网站给无聊的人看 WHOAAA~!~!~!!!!! 到时一定人多人,BLOGGER,NON-BLOGGER 来找我的, hahaha 有些字我HANTAM 的 P/S : 你不会看,我帮不了你, 但是有COMMENT, ENGLISH, PLEASE 我很LAZY P/P/S : dun understand, im sorry ...2 lazy 2 interpret evrythg... this will be my only chinese blog ..... damn susah la the pin yin...

final exam

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i need miracle not this miracle la n surely NOT this miracle i have no prob in that .... lets juz hope i can do this later im having statistic final exam later, 9am its nearly 3am now n i still kenot sleep yah.... i need angel 2 knock at my door!

Ljungberg (ah beng version)

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after reading suyin post on the Apr 16th ... i cant help but to do this dun la lazy, go visit her site for original post wah lao eh, tonite final .... long time never score ody, must perform well, if not, i have to fry-cuttlefish ody nvm, nvm, i go think at my chair n sun pian posing abt [ there is camwhoreism in every1 , ok?] wah seh, hehehe, aft camwhore, "ta bit leng seh seng san"(extra refreshing) wan i got idea liao how 2 score... i go tell my fren abt it, n yeah! he agree with me! time 2 show my "koh li" (real performance) on the field ody liao! wah lao eh KNNCCB simil@n muthafarking sheet! like that oso kenot enter! mkh r, reveal my ultimate move ..... they know my next step liao... habisla cuttlefish..... here i come 2 fry u nvm nvm got 2nd half, wakakkakakak like that oso score! keeper kayu! maleh, change in2 yellow shirt, damn good la.... "hou wong r" n like that i become champion if u did not notice, i chg back 2 red celebration mer.... must An...

wet dream turned nightmare

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my 2 prev post, i tok abt dream... n today, i recalled of 1 hell of a wet dream i had one before u know .... wet dream.... i dunno gals la.. but guys ... ocassionally[some often] they will have a dream of having a nice steamy intimate n erotic session with girls( idols, superstar, frens, long-lost acquantaince etc etc), which sometimes resulting the guy 2 have some cleaning job 2 be done [ u can confirm that ur mind is dirty if u understand that phrase] so wats so special abt it that i hv 2 blog abt it ? the truth unveilled * now entering dream mode * i was walking alone, at a beach then, out of sudden i saw this this pic i curik from mischique, i belif she wont mind [do visit her sites, www.mischique.blogspot.com] a a close up encounter of ppl hvg public sex! so , apalagi ? ..... i walk closer la 2 have a good look .. :P skodeng kao-kao by this time, i can feel that im getting all excited .... that my third thumb is rising , my adraline is pumping higher n up until when im getting all...

my helplessness

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my housemate shoot me kao-kao yesterday of how messy i am seriously, i hv nvr been care abt all these stuff ..... as i do have a VERY bad habit of simply throwing things around .... [thats how i eventually "accidentally" lost my belongings] lets just see some back-2-back pics this is how ppl's desk look like MINE!!! i come across many spidey (real-wan, not the yeng+keng wallcrawler that has great power with great responbility) that "loitering" around my desk that i eventually swing em sumwhere else this is how ppl's bed TADAA~~!! but dun worry, if i sleep with another person, im very gentle the next picture contains explicit gore and gross and a little of R-rated..., parental advisory is required here goes : MY ULTIMATE CuPBoarD!! it' even "greater" than the one can access 2 the ugly lion and wicked witch in the snowy world that made in2 the blockbuster - nominated for the Best Multipurpose Cupboard Award challenges, any1?

Dream...

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recently, ive got weird weird weird dreams .... ppl says, u can dreamt about someone mostly bcoz u think much of it however, the weird thing is, these ppl came in2 without me "calling" them... they "called" me, maybe ? first 2 appear , which was sumwhere around nearly 2 weeks ago.. dun think, she's taken... what i dreamed was we were at the infamous tg bestari tuition centre's entrance .. juz oni the 2 of us n she out of the blue want 2 "examine" my "secret weapon" .... IN PUBLIC!! i'm sure all of u ody pass f3 science, don ya then i woke up aishehman ..... should have proceed, hahhaa dun ask, i oso dunno how that can happen..... [ling : its NOT under my control wan, not intended] in reality, that would 10000000% wont happen.. 2 think of it, its been awhile since i saw her ... then come contestant num2 introducing ~~~~.....~~~ cute.... but oso devilish.. hehhe evilyn angeline tan single, but not hunting n oso not wanting 2 be hunted ...

Recapturing News in Real-Life

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few days ago, i came across the news and saw this a boy got his leg stucked at the shit-hole toilet bowl few days later, this is wat happened in front of my eye when it happened, i was laughing like hyena possessed me here's another angle of it n here the aftermath of the SLD Single Leg Destruction should hv called bomba come .. then maybe can naik newspaper ... n can get 5 mins of fame oso syiok r hehe p/s : u can clearly c that the pic r taken after the incident.... i tried 2 ask the victim real person 2 put his leg back 2 that chair .. but he dun wan ... but it doesnt mean that i cant blog of it ..... wakakakkakaka

Equality?

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Equality between sexes, will it be achieved ? It seems like if u r born as a male, u r expected ( n also a MUST) 2 deliver everything that u own! be it sweat, money, wisdom, intelectual n much more.. n if u born as a female, u r expected 2 deliver too!! ..... a baby! everything else, yes u still can have, but its not a must lemme give u some example, a girl is married into a rich family, having a great life there, its normal bt if a man is married into a rich family, critics and humilation are spat 2 him until at one point, his ballz size decreases from a size of Golf ball to the size of a sugar that he have no dignity n pride 2 be looked up upon a video of steamy self- recorded sex or skodeng ( peeping tom) is distributed frenzily over the online n offline network after the video is watched, the question that cross the mind is "who is the girl??" n critics n humiliation is ONLY thrown towards the girl n the guy escaped without a stratch ( in some case, proud of it) but what...

another speedzone party entry

im so eager 2 go that kl tower party that i made a poetry Speedzone PARTY Im finding more KAKI So that got ppl ACCOMPANY Then oni I can PERGI If not I CHIAK KAH KEE Which mean makan SENDIRI N that I kenot go there n meet LADY(IES) So I wana ask if got ANYBODY 7 apr whether u r FREE Come la go 2 d party with ME Confirm I wont pang u PHUI KI Come come , no time OREDI Leave a msg at here, frenster or my HP so, Party, Anybody?