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UTHM Career Fair 2008

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29th and 30th Mac 2008 My university - the amazing UTHM ( UNIVERSITI TUN HUSSEIN ONN MALAYSIA) is having the annual Career Fair 2008. what it has to do with me? im the Head of Booth&Fair therefore, for the past few weeks, i had been talking and chatting with alot company's representative regarding the fair so much, that my 1st 2 phrase can be recorded and playback "Hi, My name is Leang, im calling from UTHM, batu Pahat. this 29th and 30th Mac, our university is having our annual career fair and we would like to invite xxx company to participate in this upcoming event ...... bla bla bla" Nothing to say about the career fair, coz how different can a career fair be la?? Lotsa things I learnt from this 2 days ... but 1 thing for sure ... THANK YOU , my AJK.... especially those ad-hoc one, i owe guys one! seriously, Thank YOU ! *aiyah, forgot to take group pic la.... swt

5 random facts about Cars and D*ck

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Read through all these random facts about CARS --- 1) a CAR needs "maintenance check" from time to time --- 2) a CAR that " hibernates" for too long may not perform well when it is suddenly to be use --- 3) when a CAR is "overheated" , you need to rest it for a while before it can get started again --- 4) bigger CAR will attract more chicks --- 5) most female prefers guys to "drive" them..... they just have to " ride" the CAR NOW, replace the CAR with Dick/Cock its now a whole different story already xD reason 1 & 2 : that explains why we guys masturbates/have sex from time to time, its for maintenance purpose!!! reason 3 : but it's not good to overwork lorrr reason 4 : but still depends on self-preference reason 5 : so now I know ... lol xD p/s : joking purpose -peace out-

5+1 reasons you Should date a blogger

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1) get to understand her before hand from the way she blogs - alot information can get, brother! pictures, her feelings deep inside, her activity, her creativity, her chattability, her "lansi"-bility etc etc read xiaxue, you can know how bit "uniquely expressive" she is, read cheesie , you can know how cheeseeey she is, read chingy , you can know how ka-chingz she is read minny , you can know how outgoing she is you can know all these meh if u were to find them through Friendster/forum? 2) know what's she is up to recently very nice for LDR ( long dis. rship) : taken and stolen from PinkPau *click on the picture lor if you can't see* if she's a non-blogger, she gotta explain what is that party for, who is going, why, where,how,what etc etc etc and yet, he might get a wrong picture of it and might cause misunderstanding.. whereas, with she blogging, he get to know every detail as if he's there how cool and convenient is that? 3) if you're good,...

5 reasons I don't wana date a blogger

1) personal life is exposed I prefer to keep my personal life low profile, I sure wouldn't like it on the next day, my friend knew where I went last night for dinner, what I wore,which car I drove and everything single step I do coz she posted it in her blog 2) if i done bad, or made her angry (not necessary my fault) ..... my weakness is all blasted online when i say all, it means ALL be it my physical flaw, be it my insensitivity, and she will count it out until the final string of my pubic hair 3) most of her topic will be on her blog / other ppl's blog she will say i blogged about this before, oh I read at Tim's blog before do u read cyndi's blog last week about this matter? and I will went =.="' like la my time is all spent only on blogs 4) cannot accept negative comment of hers Most bloggers have this disease, especially the female ones. everything that they write is CORRECT. u cannot give negative comment of it. coz if u do, they will go emo/berserk and ...

a Post to PoserPoP

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for those who don't know who is SmashPoP , let me intro to you he is actually a friend that i know through blogging. very friendly and very siao! xD and he will spam ur inbox during festive season with a msg that he created on his own --that will consist of SMASH and POP without fail his photos : damn powderful, i tell you girls see liao will orgasm, u know! dun pray pray i personally likes the photos that he took and no! i dun orgasm by seeing his picture, no worry, PoP! there was once he visited penang and the photos that he took, made me can't believe it is really penang coz i know penang is not that pretty ones coz the photo is really nice! his favorite pose : Jump! everywhere he go, he will jump! roof top, beach, train station, bridge, air asia plane, backalley, shopping mall, his office, other ppl's office, volcano etc etc his another least fav. move : Lean he invented this last december and never pose it often and if u go his blog 2day, u will see a picture with h...

Roti Diana

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when i say Diana, i don't mean her the Princess who died in a car crash more than a decade ago my Diana is this! of why they named it Roti Diana, i don't know! the roti Diana Ayam that i ate at a mamak(really originate from India) at Sri Kembangan about a week ago the taste is awesome! a big piece of chicken, fried with those big onions, wrapped inside a baked layer-egg the cost : RM 4 but it confirms that make u full until tomorrow morning(depends on individuality, however) seriously, worth it... but unfortunately, i don't know to go... just ask anyone who lives around Sri Kembangan and tell them Roti Diana.. they should know.

the story B, P and O

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Let’s say B has a girlfriend, P she is as beautiful as this island P listens to B all these while. It’s because that some many years ago, she chosen B over another guy namely O, whom at the same time also on her tail. B gave her a lot sweet promises. She believed that B will deliver his promises. So, B won her heart at that time. And it is B’s turn to walk the talk. However, B didn’t deliver as what he promised earlier! (he did deliver something but that’s not good enough and he has a lot secrets hidden from her) So, on the 8 th march 2008, she decided to give O a chance. to see how far this can bring and to see how good this O really is. How did B react? 1)by making a big fuss at O’s new place 2)by canceling the plan he made for her earlier --B is stupid. He thought by canceling the major plans, she will become frightened+kiasu+kia si of her future and choose B again. But P ain’t short-sighted mind. B’s decision of canceling the plan is equal to hint that B not interested in getting h...

Unusual place to sleep

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there were times, i wasn't at my hometown nor my university that i have to find a place to sleep but to no avail and i didn't wana disturb my friends but what to do? must sleep also mer there are few odd places that i slept before 1) the budget inn at the back alley of Petaling Street it was my 1st time to travel alone to KL and i reached kinda late and all those affordable hotels are full! left only those RM200+ per night! since i can't afford those, i chose the cheapest in the town! RM25 per night the insides are worse than a hostel of a local university and u can hear the sound of people next room, rocking their bed making 'projects' 2) Starbucks seats at BB Plaza and Berjaya Times Sq (separate occasion) well, i just need a night i will leave on the next morning and i was so broke that im not willing to spend even RM25 for a plc to sleep BB plaza : there was an old hooker tried to 'talk business' with me BTS : i saw someone fighting Last month, back in ho...

VirGin no More!

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when i said virgin no more, i am not talking about virginity of having sex (i prefer not to discuss my private life here, in blog) i broke my "election-cherry" and "TGIF-cherry" over the weekenD kekek *note : those are NOT election voting slip* (nothing much 2 elaborate) and the night before that i went to claim the Nuffnang TGIF voucher that i won last month finally, i have my own set of TGIF picture a Medium Cook Sirloin Steak Superb!!! so sedap until can die!!! im craving for more... and the sauces! so nice! i have a thought of taking it home after my meal all hail TGIF! updated : there's slightly of change just a minor one, nothing biggie.

Election, Girls and Age

i met 3 girls of my age during my homecoming for the weekend my age meaning is 21+ and has 1yr+ of span time for her to go register as a voter only 1 out of 3 registered and went to vote let's just name them A,B,C A She didn't register because most of her elder siblings didn't register as well It has been in the family.. Apart from that, she is not aware of the importances of voting. She said that you won't get fined/caught even if you don't register B She also didn't register as she claims that she is malas(lazy) and don't give a damn! she is however aware of the importance of voting as she even blogs about it contradicting isn't it? I 'pei si' on both A and B C this girl, she registered and even went back hometown to vote. good job she had done! -- thus far (regardless whether she voted for BN or the opposition) but after she voted, some part of her heart regret of who she voted for she said Penang has been developing in quite a good manner for...

BN Menang, Kita Senang? (not)

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Saw this tagline when i was on the way to university BN MENANG, KITA SENANG! who is the 'KITA' you referring to? the political members? or the civilian ? yeah, right! i think the actual one is BN MENANG, ' KITA' SENANG BUAT KERJA other than this, you guys should read *an amazing article from PinkPau * videos (got 4 parts) in youtube confirm to make your blood to boil @ view it at www.10tahun.blogspot.com *a blog that against the famous beruk In-Law *www.malaysia-today.net the column "NO HOLDS BARRED" updated : i was laughing my shit out when i was reading THIS

Squat vs Sit

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the most common type toilet bowl that you can find in the market is the (i)sit type toilet bowl (ii) squat type toilet bowl Many prefers the sit type one as it gives more comfort. --Sitting for 5 mins is nothing but squatting for 5 mins will start to make your leg go a little numb. --Pregnant ladies find it hard to squat especially those that close to giving birth. other than that, the sit types ones are (a little) less smelly compared to the squat type one. it is because your organic is immersed into water therefore liberate less smell (unless you can 'AIM' exactly into the hole instead of splatting all over the bowl) but somehow, i prefer the squat type rather than the sit type ones. its because i don't shit everyday like most people do my average is once every 3 days (doctor told me that 1 day 3 times to 3 days 1 time is considered normal) because i don't do it daily, and due to lack of fiber in the colon, i find the whole process is not an 'enjoyable' one...

Halo Cafe in Batu Pahat

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it was first opened at a secluded place where a lot people doesn't know its existence. even if they know, the ambiance is kinda sucks because apparently they opened it inside housing area. but now they shifted to the SUMMIT Batu Pahat, it is alot better i turned in2 a camwhore biatch (bus3rd dun camwhore,rite?) when im there all because of this mirror then i started to snap snap snap snap snap and snap as if the camera is mine ( im using my course mate's olympus F-280) -poor me don't have camera yet :(- i snap my drink, beers not mines! i quited beers! xD snap my friend's drink snap the performers of the night! not bad their singing skills. soothing i bet they are bloggers too! eveready posing one! lol i have to put up the next picture see the word "luo" there? yea, it is really halo cafe! later ppl say me lying pulak, keke my review of this place : its exactly the same as every other halo cafe lol!