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Ramadhan is going to end i hereby to share , in MPOV, y Ramadhan is a good month 1) 8am class starts later than usual xD 2) Take 5 has never been better ---on usual month, take 5 equals to the time for the Malay guy to go have a charge on their smoke, so going to toilet at this moment, u will come out with new 'perfume' and due to their fasting, for 30days take 5 (a short break during lecturer) has never been so good! 3) Bazaaar Ramadhan who can say no to variety of good food and drinks, aite? 4)Cancel Class ---from time to time 5) The Malay gangz won't mess with u ---coz they don't have that much energy, of coz, u don't go and take advantage of it 2 more days to raya, Selamat Hari Raya for the muslims and Happy Holidays for those not celebrating it :D

2 weeks ago, on Friday, i committed myself for fasting for 1 day according to the Malay culture YES, u read it , right i PUASAed for 1 day which was on the 12th Sept 2008 well, when i told some of the friends, they went like .... HAR? why the fuck u wanna puasa lah? wanna convert to malay ody ka? or dei, u so thin ody, puasa later become ashes nia(bone also tarak!) so, i lazy to answer grandmother stories for them i told them its a bet between me and another friend(which i already arranged statement with him) so back to why i wanna puasa? the reason is simple : CURIOSITY kills the cat for some people, 30hr famine is something that is hard to achieve but for me, my personal record is already waaaay beyond 30hrs i actually wanted to try it(puasa) out long time already i chose friday is because my current friday don't have much class 9-11 and 4-6 ... that's all and on top of that, the 9am class is canceled by the lecturer , haha so, flashback to the 2 weeks ago I planned to wake ...

Ones don't have to go overseas to experience Jetlag even by sleeping at the same place, ones can have Jetlag by doing so Fri - sleeps at 4 midnight (eqv to Sat 4am) Sat - Sleeps at 5 midnight (eqv to Sun 5am) Sun - sleeps at 2-3 midnight (eqv to Mon 2-3am) Mon - sleeps at 4 midnight (eqv to Tue 4am) Tue - Sleeps at 12.30 midnight (eqv to Wed 12.30am) this y, Wed, 5.50am I'm writing this piece of shit bed-rolling 5 hrs shit really loh lei jin swt

1) I got a meeting with customers / Boss asked me to do OT ---has been used super frequently by the men for generations! even the TVB drama used so it so often that they got bored of it but still, it is still being used ... haha so its somewhat being taught by the previous generation, so it's basically not a lie xD 2) She Is JUST A FRIEND --- guys considers every1 as friend/buddy pool buddy, yamcha friend,game buddy, food hunt friend, fishing buddy, clubbing buddy, drinking friend, fuck buddy See? didn't actually lie, rite? just that didn't state it clearly nia mer xD 3)We did absolutely did NOTHING! ---even if BOTH of our shirts need adjustment, even if her cologne is all over the body even if her lipstick print can be seen on the shirt we still absolutely did NOTHING well, this is actually an "Art of Denial" xD 4) Nolah! you where got fat? juz nice leh this is actually a basic standard answer for the question "Am I getting fat?" coz if u answer, yes yo...

*warning* long crappy post if you are a kiasu people, do not visit Malacca no i don't mean Singaporean, coz i think many Malaysian already surrendered themselves into kiasunism Why I Am saying this? on a weekend in July 2008, i visited Malacca for the very first time in my life! (yah, no lies) so when you visits malacca, you surely not gonna waste your time visiting those shopping complex,rite? definitely is to visit places that only available in Malacca... so basically what you'll be doing is walk,walk snaps walk walk walk here n there, snaps snaps snaps heck, there is even a street specially designed for you to walk and i am a certified Jonker Walker*self-proclaimed* well, since there's many peoples that visits to Malacca at once(esp during weekends), every bunch/group came well prepared with the cameras *the ganas! gang that visited Malacca with their big guns* 25mm, 15mm, wide lens,10MP, 8MP, 7MP , u name it! and we a group of four poor students went there with 4.0MP SE...

if you study the latest pattern on peoples who were "grounded for 2 years", are not the one who ignite the whole thing(okla, 1 of them is no longer "grounded") 1stly, the one who made the statement kena ban 3 years, but the one who wrote the statement and report it in her newspaper firm(she's doing her job wert wtf), I mmediate S uxxxx A ction! 2ndly, the one who lives freely on the land that he does not own, continue to do so, but the one commented on it, I mmediate S uxxx A ction 3rdly, the one is on the brink of a murder case trial, is now still holding the post as the 2nd big ass job in the country, but the one who figure out the whole thing,wrote on his blog, I mmediate S uxx A ction so, what's the conclusion? you can make any statement you like say anything you like do anything you like but DONT EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER comment/condemn on the people who made the sedition statement / made sedition action haha, the rules only apply IF you are fa...

I made up my mind, every week(if possible) I'll come out with Top 5/ 5 reason or smthg like that,as how I did before. this week, Women Lies 1) He is just a friend ---even if he oftenly call you in the midnight and chatted for more than an hour, he is still just a friend -girl, we have no control of who you want to mix with, but we find no reason what stuff is so important that can't wait until the next morning 2) He got nothing to do with our break up* --- 4 days later, she and that same him having dinner at restaurant, holding hands, possessing couple tee ... yea,rite! 3) 5 minutes! 5 minutes!! ---10 minutes later, knocking her door .... in a higher tone "Didn't i told to wait 5 minutes?!?!?!?!" 4) I wanna concentrate on my career/study (upon confession) --- 2 weeks later, she accept another guy as her boyfriend (it's not a really a lie, it's actually a polite way to reject you) but still under the category of not telling the truth(aka LIE!) =p 5) I...

上一次回家乡， 妈妈很突然的问我 经来有追到什么女生吗？ 我开玩笑的答他 ：没有钱啦！正麽样追？ well,那其实是其中一个的原因但不是正整的原因。。。 原因是我已经对爱情这个东西失去了信心 可能是之前的恋爱伤了太深吧！ 多次的“吃白果“， 要不然就是xx的收场 给同一个女生两次的劈腿不是很好受 很多人以为，我是因为O女士伤了我太深， 而不再追求新的恋爱感觉 其实是错的！ 我分手几个月后， 我喜欢上了我大学，小我一年的F小姐 我有一步一步的去追她 & 她给我的反应是不错的 限制我还以为我已经追到了！ 连周围的朋友也以为我们已经开始了! 但是，到后来，那只是一场空。。。埃~！ 她只是当我一个很好“学长”。。 哈哈！ F小姐过后， 不再有女生能够捉磨我的心了 我也不知道为什么 遇到对她有好感的女生，我也会不经意的，没收我的感情。。 害怕，再一次得受伤害 害怕，浪费我的时间和努力 害怕要是继续的话，会不长久 也许，是我对爱情的要求太认高了吧！ 也许，是我太认真了吧！ 也许，是我想太多 也许，是我已经失去了资格去喜欢一个人 也许。。。。。。。。

back in the semester break, i did a part time job at a hardware dealer shop one the product's description made me laugh like hyena found its food 1. you protect the GLASSES not your eyes! LoL 2. the thing ... what thing? haha confirm anyone by the body first... means? bodycheck? aha 3.4.5 all really pwderful engrish, so pwderful that i can't understand haha professional tools! damn pro,wei!!!! hahahahahhaha they even have official sites for you to surf it's just another place for you to laugh... hee

from what i see, guys nowadays become more shy already maybe because the civilization .... back in those days, you can frequently see guys peeing at the drains, trees, poles or even some people's backdoors do those in recent days, you'll get a super strange stare from the people as we get more civilized, guys now will find a proper place to pee *confession : when i was younger, i peed inside a swimming pool.... i told my bro, he says its okay one laaa~~!.... coz that time the kampung-kia me always pee into the sea as we live near to seaside *end of confession there's a recent pattern in gents that i observed for the "long - stretched" toilet, peeing is ONLY at the sides/corner so that the wee-wee is somehow not shown to the person standing beside him for the "slot by slot" toilet, 1 slot is leap/skip so that they don't stand too close to each other unless no there is no choice previously, the "long-stretched" or the "slot by slot"...

everyone heard of the traditional 5C the girls are looking for men with 5C that is CASH, CREDIT CARD, CONDO, CAREER, CAR THEN, i wrote of it before, in my blog the additional/internal 5C guys need to have Confidence Commitment Capability Caring Communicate and now, the new 5C that a hokkian guy need to have! Jeng Jeng Jeng 1) Chuu biii ( Cute ) Cute guys score points even by doing nothing by means of cute not means the face cute, you can make cute expression, talk cute stuff, do cute action anything as long as the girl thinks its cute 2) Cheem (deep) love her Cheem cheem (deep deep) miss her Cheem cheem know every inch of her cheem cheem penetrate also penetrate cheem cheem 3) Chu Chiak / Chiak (Cook / Eat) if you can chu chiak, the it +++++++ pts coz most girls nowadays mostly dunno how 2 cook but if your cooking skill not that good, then u must know where to find good food coz girls loves to eat! i tell u. 4) Cheo (smile/laugh) when she down, make her cheo when she coo...

the University that i currently studying at, possessed a very "pwderful Engrish" so pwderful that it catches Lim Kit Siang's attention to put at his blog click this and you'll see how pwderful the Engrish is and for the record, this is what I managed to snap during the Convocation 2 weeks ago now, aren't it very pwderful ? they are saying that other degree is not HONEST in their route to achieve the degree Lolx

after more than a year blogging, i find myself is not really a blogger why would i say so? 1) a real blogger would snap everything that he/she sees in every possible way be it a cat suddenly cross the road, or today is raining heavily, or the neighbour dog had just gave birth to 9 puppies 2) a real blogger would not leave the house for an outing without the camera (lol, i took back the camera to hometown over the weekend but it stays in the luggage most of the time swt) 3) a real blogger would blog about their trips and outings (i went Malacca in july, hiking in gunung lambak, genting last month and lol, i didnt blog abt it) 4) a real blogger would not abandon his/her blog for a long period of time even if not to update, but also would check whether there is a new chatbox msg / comments (my 4 days back to hometown,i didnt think of checking my blog haha,, coz dun have internet back at bworth mer) 5) when a real blogger deprived from internet for 2-3 days, the 1st thing they do when ...