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10 Random Fact of Me

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As 2010 coming to an end, many writes about their resolution for the coming year, not wanting to do the same, but couldn't find what to update, therefore i am gonna write 10 random facts about me that most people don't know of me. 1) when i suddenly wanna eat KFC out of nothing, that means i'm stressed out with the current things that i am handling. I don't know... it'll just feel better after eating it 2) as much as i love a companion while having meal, I actually kinda like to eat out alone. cos I sometimes can change my mind very fast when finding for food. its like i was thinking to eat noodle by the door, change mind to eat roti canai when got into car and end up eating fried rice 3) I learned cantonese because I wanna kao-lui, not because I wanna learn more. lol learned it very fast through the relationship I had with my ex. 4) up until today, I had never been out of the country before. fml 5) i find short-hair girls very hot and cute at the same time. not to ...

Of Malaysian Romeo

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perhaps many people know of Alviss Kong, the fella who committed suicide after breaking up with his girlfriend, and uses facebook as the medium to announce. the part that i can't stand of him the most is, that he counted down to his death, by stating "45 mins to go, what shall he do" and the amazing part is, he still able to chat with his very own sister in the status.... seriously, he really wasn't thinking with his brain... perhaps he has no brain in the first place.... what amazed me more is, the reaction of the people.... Malaysian ROMEO? my ass la! if you really love someone, u do what is the BEST for her.... jumping off a building is not what's BEST for her... what he did, had caused a misery to the girl... she somehow became the "invisible accidental" killer of him... when she goes out from the house, she gets stares from people.. "there there ... that's the gal la... the boy who suicide for her oneeee" she'll be having hard time...

Paramore Concert 19 Oct 2010

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very procrastinated delayed post Finally! After 25 years, I gave away my first time... to none other than Paramore! I attended my virgin concert October 2010. It was OHSEM! wait, what's the word beyond OHSEM? FOHSEM! Other than that, we got lucky that night. We paid RM151 (aft 20% discount), but get to stand at RM260+ seats! this is because (i think) the management decide to "chip-in" some people, so that it won't look too empty.. the RM168 zone is jam-packed whereas the RM268 zone is only about 5-10% filled.. however, we got in2 seats exactly in front of high-pitch screaming hardcore female teenage fans.. my gawd, those bitches girls can really scream! and they know every single song of Paramore! Me, on the other hand, still figuring out what song they are performing, the girls already singing along with correct lyrics. haha The show started with the song 'Ignorance'. Hayley William rocked the stage with her significantt red-head. ♥ her energy! I am there s...

Dating Fren's Ex or Ex's friend

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On a conversation with a friend yesterday, she told me a fact that sounds interesting. She cannot accept if Friend/Buddies date his/her ex-partner. Let's say Jenny, Stephanie, Wendy, Wilson, Henry and Lawrence are of same group of friends that always hangs out together. Lawrence used to date Stephanie but they still able to hang out like usual. Situation 1: Henry started to develop feelings for Stephanie and decided to 'go' for her. this is where we still don't know whether Stephanie feels the same way too If you are Jenny/Wilson (i.e their mutual friend), will u accept it? As for me, I'm fine with the idea. If he really likes her much, why not? However, if Henry ask for favors/help to get to Stephanie, I gotta see how Lawrence's insight to this whole thing. If Lawrence is fine with Henry go after Stephanie, I'll help out la. If Lawrence is not, then Henry is on his own; I shall not interfere. If you are Lawrence (the person itself), will u accept it? If I a...

Rawr! domokun iz here.

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Yerrrow! Mua name is Yomokun! I lipp in a yerrow kahrer kar... My jobb? I iz wanna draif car.. But mua ownar don wanna gip! I see him draif so ez,ez .... I wander wai i kenot... grrrr.. Never main, Lemme introruce u to a doggeh! Mua owner calls him Bullseye! I iz hate zat doggeh.. Manni ppl say him ugleh, and say me iz cute.. I iz happeh! but zhen, Gals alwiz lurveee to hug him, not me =( So i alwiz bantai doggeh when owner doesn't see! Daiii u doggeh! Daaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Rawr! Nola, meh iz juz playing only... Doggeh n meh iz goot.goot friendz Seee? Seez? Oklahhh, Mua iz ze got to go... Yesterday, Sam ppl go bang bang owner's kar from ze back... mua owner is not very happeh... So, meh iz wanna get back to take care of ze car.. bahbaiii..

When Boy meets Girl

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On the other hand, instead of having two staircases, boys have only one : the girl staircase. Boy likes all girls. It may sounds very 'jin kak' but it is what it is. But why he able to choose only one? because he like that one more than the rest.... on any given chance, he would love to be with all of em;like Wai Siew Pou or Hugh Hefner Take an example: Samuel chosen Amanda over Brenda bcoz he likes Amanda more... In the case of he unable to be with Amanda, Brenda is the next choice.. kenot? then Cyndi, Debbie, Elaine so on and so forth. And it all depends on the individuality believe and preference. But 1 thing is in common All men are visual-orientated bastards. (at least initial stage) Another thing about men is, If he 1st introduced to a girl, whom that girl is a girlfriend/girl-of-interest of close friend of his, he definitely will not develop feelings for her... because in his mind, he installed this girl as "ah sou" already but if the boyfriend of that girl is...

When Girl Meets Boy

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I remembered I read this at some blog long time ago, but can't recall the author Girl, classify their opposite gender into two "stairs" One is the Friendship Stairs ( FS ) Another One is Potential Stairs ( PS ) Those who fall into FS, will be always ALWAYS remain as FRIENDS ONLY, regardless how close the boy&girl can be. Its either He is the "Jimuis" or She is the "HengDai" (maximum).... That's why all girls do have a male friend that she will never be with.. Whereas for those fall into PS, are those that able to get her heart pumping rapidly, numb knees, hair twisted etc etc ... Even at many case, his criteria might not be as good as the #1 in the FS, but still, she will choose PS over the FS. Let's take a scenario. Danny likes this Yvonne very much. Danny is sweet, loving, caring and made a lot of effort to get into Yvonne's heart. However, Danny falls into her FS. On the other hand, there is this guy, Willy. He is funny and outgoing....

A Near Police Summon scenario

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Made an illegal U-turn at Tmn Bahagia LRT the other day. Was about to fetch a friend at the said LRT. Once i stop down at the pick-up zone, 2 policemen came to me in their motorcycles. One is elder with 2 stripes at his sleeves - lansi face and fierce (hereby referred as LP) another 1 is young fella - friendlier face and gentle ( hereby referred as YP) the LP came to me seat LP : Tunjuk IC dan lesen. Situ boleh U-turn punya ke? Me: Tak boleh mehh? sorry, i tak nampak sign no u-turn, i ingat boleh lepas, gua pun u-turn la... kalo x, nak pusing kot mana? LP : u x nampak double line ke? kalo mau u-turn boleh pergi sampai itu sekolah sana...You tinggal kat mana punya? *whilst looking at the i.c* yellow Me: Sri kembangan, bang ... Sini tak familiar. LP: so sekarang macam mana? i kasi saman lah, boleh? Me: *not saying a word, with a reluctant nod* LP walks toward the YP whom at his motorcycle, preparing the summon record. they take a very long time, which i thought he could have completed wr...

Men's Panties

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Take a look at this item saw it at Daiso the other day Ntg wrong ,aite? See again. It's men disposable PANTIES!!!!!!!! PANTIES!!! which blardy bastard wears PANTIES laaa? hahahaha

Body Odour

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Having to possess B.O is the most turn off thing to have... It straight kills the mood to do anything, regardless how good looking you are or how smart you dressed up Imagine this You attend a meeting in an air conditioned meeting room, where all of the attendees having weird facial expression as if they are having out of breath or pleading for oxygen tank. and when you walked out from the room, there is a huge sigh of relief from all of them. embarrassing, aite? Being a "jaga-muka" community we are in, people wont tell it straight to your face. They will only hint you and the punchline hint would be giving you a deodorant as a present out of sudden. So, how do you know that you have BO ? And whether or not that u need to wear deo? the ans is : Just fucking wear the Deo. regardless of whether you have BO or not, just use it. There's nothing to lose to smell good. A bottle of Deo just cost about RM9 which can last for 6 months (depending on the usage la, of coz). You defin...

Giving Up and Letting Go

What are the differences between them?? Giving up is easy, but letting go is not necessarily is. Giving up is that you backed out even before you try, Letting go is that you backed out after you tried your best. Giving up requires only seconds, Letting go, for some, requires eternally. Giving up - you'll live with regrets Letting go - you'll live free! . Giving up - dumbass Letting go- zen! But what about those who can't give up until he/she don't want to let go? how many of these that u know of? how to help those people? I do not know coz im in the learning of it too. May you be well and happy alwiz

Why izzit not cool to date female pharmacist?

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1) medical term "bombardation" of lactose, "phynilcatolations-i-dun-understand-methanyl"blablabla and the rest ... hahaha 2) NATO - they can describe and but cannot prescribe medication. so can talk, but kenot give... swt, rite? 3) boring-boring working attire - regardless how they wear at the inside... they gonna look so boring in the pharmacist robe c/w head cap and mask 4) cooking skillz i had once heard ppl says, pharmacist like a cook .... based on the formula, mix-mix, stir-stir, shake-shake, machine-machine ... voila! just that pharmacist emphasize on its functionality rather than how it is gonna taste like. so imagine she applies the same rules, in her cooking... follows by the recipe book and ignore how izzit going to taste like. Boom! however, 1 thing good about female pharmacist... most of the doctors in their workplace are geeks and nerdy ... those hunks surely being grab away .... therefore, the opportunity of dating a hot pharmacist is very wide! xD

Reasons NOT to date a Lawyer

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1) lies and twisting the facts - it's what they do for their job. making lies, twisting the facts, giving misleading statement, tactics here and there and you'll never know his real intention until its too late 2) threat - because he is very well aware of the rules and regulation, he can blackmail/threat you, even on a simple mistake.. 3) screw you around -im not talking about the screwing in the bedroom, im talking about how he can manipulates you of doing things not favoring to u 4) cocks & bulls - almost all of the time he will talk cock and bullshitting you. and they'll talk only. 5) on the losing side -should you divorce with him, he will defend his own case, and won't pay you a penny. therefore , u can alwiz trust an engineer .... :D