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When Girl Meets Boy

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I remembered I read this at some blog long time ago, but can't recall the author Girl, classify their opposite gender into two "stairs" One is the Friendship Stairs ( FS ) Another One is Potential Stairs ( PS ) Those who fall into FS, will be always ALWAYS remain as FRIENDS ONLY, regardless how close the boy&girl can be. Its either He is the "Jimuis" or She is the "HengDai" (maximum).... That's why all girls do have a male friend that she will never be with.. Whereas for those fall into PS, are those that able to get her heart pumping rapidly, numb knees, hair twisted etc etc ... Even at many case, his criteria might not be as good as the #1 in the FS, but still, she will choose PS over the FS. Let's take a scenario. Danny likes this Yvonne very much. Danny is sweet, loving, caring and made a lot of effort to get into Yvonne's heart. However, Danny falls into her FS. On the other hand, there is this guy, Willy. He is funny and outgoing....

A Near Police Summon scenario

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Made an illegal U-turn at Tmn Bahagia LRT the other day. Was about to fetch a friend at the said LRT. Once i stop down at the pick-up zone, 2 policemen came to me in their motorcycles. One is elder with 2 stripes at his sleeves - lansi face and fierce (hereby referred as LP) another 1 is young fella - friendlier face and gentle ( hereby referred as YP) the LP came to me seat LP : Tunjuk IC dan lesen. Situ boleh U-turn punya ke? Me: Tak boleh mehh? sorry, i tak nampak sign no u-turn, i ingat boleh lepas, gua pun u-turn la... kalo x, nak pusing kot mana? LP : u x nampak double line ke? kalo mau u-turn boleh pergi sampai itu sekolah sana...You tinggal kat mana punya? *whilst looking at the i.c* yellow Me: Sri kembangan, bang ... Sini tak familiar. LP: so sekarang macam mana? i kasi saman lah, boleh? Me: *not saying a word, with a reluctant nod* LP walks toward the YP whom at his motorcycle, preparing the summon record. they take a very long time, which i thought he could have completed wr...

Men's Panties

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Take a look at this item saw it at Daiso the other day Ntg wrong ,aite? See again. It's men disposable PANTIES!!!!!!!! PANTIES!!! which blardy bastard wears PANTIES laaa? hahahaha