the bra post
i walked pass a bra selling booth in Megamal Pinang the other day n the bras bising-bising at me...
i can hear them whining,
bone, bone .......... Unfair la.. u blog about men undies, u never blog about women's bra.... u gender discriminator!!
ok , ok ,
lame joke aside,
what is a bra???
A brassiere (Brit. /'bɹæzɪə(ɹ)/; U.S. /bɹə'ziɹ/, commonly referred to as a bra, /bɹɑ/) is an article of clothing that covers, supports, and elevates the breasts. The bra is considered a foundation garment, as well as an undergarment, because of its role in shaping the wearer's figure. - Wikipedia-
u go type "bra" in wikipedia, u'll get lotsa other options which includes a city in Italy, the Swedish word for GOOD and even a fictional character name in Dragon Ball
here are Bone's opinion of the uses of a bra :
1) to attract attention
supports and elevates the bust?? to seek attention la tu! is that what ppl call as "standing out"?? or "outstanding" ??
it reminds of the phrase ..... "stand up so that u will never fall again" ... hehehe
2) to "correspond" with user's mood
when u feeling pink, u wear pink bra ( immediately reminded of pinksterz :P)
when u feeling purple, u wear purple bra
when u feelingbithcybeachy, u wear bitchybeachy bra
when u feeeling itchy?? no, there's no such thing as itchy bra
u scratch lor .... takkan go find ItchyHandSeng meh?
3) to show ppl that u rhorny ready for new friendship
usually applies those who go clubbing n seeks for "extraordinary adventure"
u go ask those experienced wan 4 detail la, i do not know much of it
4) toseduce your husband add spice in your relationship
ever wonder why some bra are made in so many design n colours? some even very striking n some rainbow colour summore,
some men needs some "sparks" to get them started, usually those who r married for long
u need to make sure the two "CANNONBALL" is UP in order to make the "CANNON" goes UP, rite??
5) money nowhere 2 spend
i was once worked as cashier in ladies bra dept. 2 my surprise, got 1 T-company bra is pricing at RM 220++, i dat time go like, wahlao! summore the color n design plain-plain wan,
and the label so small n it is wear in hidden place, who knows wor u wear RM200++ bra or those 3forRM10 bra from pasar malam ?
p/s : man, searching bra pic in cc where got 1 girl sitting next to me is sooooooooooo... even bone blushes this time
i can hear them whining,
bone, bone .......... Unfair la.. u blog about men undies, u never blog about women's bra.... u gender discriminator!!
ok , ok ,
lame joke aside,
what is a bra???
A brassiere (Brit. /'bɹæzɪə(ɹ)/; U.S. /bɹə'ziɹ/, commonly referred to as a bra, /bɹɑ/) is an article of clothing that covers, supports, and elevates the breasts. The bra is considered a foundation garment, as well as an undergarment, because of its role in shaping the wearer's figure. - Wikipedia-
u go type "bra" in wikipedia, u'll get lotsa other options which includes a city in Italy, the Swedish word for GOOD and even a fictional character name in Dragon Ball
here are Bone's opinion of the uses of a bra :
1) to attract attention
supports and elevates the bust?? to seek attention la tu! is that what ppl call as "standing out"?? or "outstanding" ??
it reminds of the phrase ..... "stand up so that u will never fall again" ... hehehe
2) to "correspond" with user's mood
when u feeling pink, u wear pink bra ( immediately reminded of pinksterz :P)
when u feeling purple, u wear purple bra
when u feeling
when u feeeling itchy?? no, there's no such thing as itchy bra
u scratch lor .... takkan go find ItchyHandSeng meh?
3) to show ppl that u r
usually applies those who go clubbing n seeks for "extraordinary adventure"
u go ask those experienced wan 4 detail la, i do not know much of it
4) to
ever wonder why some bra are made in so many design n colours? some even very striking n some rainbow colour summore,
some men needs some "sparks" to get them started, usually those who r married for long
u need to make sure the two "CANNONBALL" is UP in order to make the "CANNON" goes UP, rite??
5) money nowhere 2 spend
i was once worked as cashier in ladies bra dept. 2 my surprise, got 1 T-company bra is pricing at RM 220++, i dat time go like, wahlao! summore the color n design plain-plain wan,
and the label so small n it is wear in hidden place, who knows wor u wear RM200++ bra or those 3forRM10 bra from pasar malam ?
p/s : man, searching bra pic in cc where got 1 girl sitting next to me is sooooooooooo... even bone blushes this time
Comments
undies, bras, n oso the ITEM that those fabric are made for