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Sick?

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i do have some cough and sore throat before today, and it's kinda disturbing so i pay a visit to the university's health unit to get some medication so, cough+ sore throat, i thought i'll get only these: but after the consultation, the doctor gave me these : antibiotics, flu/allergy and even Panadol! so many,wei!! @.@

Girls hidden meaning

say u went out with a girl ..... 1 on 1 occasion so, when it's time to send her home if she says " its fun activity today, we should do this more la " it means " got chance, we hang out la " if she says " its fun today, call me ya for next outing " she means " boy, u stand a chance, we'll see how it goes " if she says " its fun today, i'll call you if got next outing " she means " if i'm bored, i'll find you la " if she didnt say anythin g or just say goodbye nia leh she means " if dun have anything, dun find me.. you're a boring person 2 me " ----------------------------------- if out of nothing , she suddenly ask you "are you hungry?" "are you bored?" it means she is hungry/bored and wants you to get her out of her hungriness/boredom if she says "i'm bored" to you and you alone it means she wanna do something with you (the best if it's only you lor) ----...

Mangosteen and Nipples

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it's the time of the year again where the seasonal fruits of Malaysia is so ripe that it produces so much that until the seller have to sell at cheaper price (supply>demand) this is my most favourite among those fruits yeah, rambutan how 2 know a rambutan is nice to eat or not? it's very easy the more red it is, the sweeter the rambutan is and today, i learnt something new from my coursemate this is a mangosteen .... how 2 know that a mangosteen is nice to eat? he taught me like this Check the butt ass the bottom part of the mangosteen here : this part and press the mini petals with your thumb if it is hard like aroused nipple , then it is not suitable to eat yet if it is soft like unaroused ni pple , yeah..the mangosteen is nice ody so i tried the theory out, pinching each and every mangosteen's ass before i purchase it however ........ almost half of the 1kg that i bought.... is a reject! i got conned, i guess So, it's either the theory is invalid OR , im not...

Lina Inverse

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this is screenshot of Lina Inverse, my random teammate in Garena Lina buys Sange Yasha... champion la, brader... champion... then ppl fighting, u at there watching .. more champion.... zzzzzz go play sims la, dun play dota!

Gamblerz "brother-sisters"

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1 thing about gambler is when they win, those "brothers-sisters" will all come near and persuade to go eat expensive food at expensive place "comelaaa, win so much, must celebr8 .... you belanja" whereas when they lose, those same "brothers-sisters" gone missing and they at home suffering the same fate like this : and worse is that the very same "brother-sisters" will condemn that gambler behind his/her back "that's y laa..who ask to bet that big, now who suffer?? padan muka" c? these kind of ppl is very the fuck punya,okay? got fuk(wealth), share together got nan(hard times), go find others damn la! if u look down on gambling people, don't ASK benefit from gambling okay? if the winner wanna chia(treats) you, no problem lor... don't go ask for it

Gambling

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there is a saying .. "if you do not gamble, you r not chinese" there are many type of gambling available everywhere 4D, football, poker, chor dai dee, mahjong etc --- these are " standard betting " when 2 ppl couldn't reach an agreement on something, they'll go "come la, we bet! if i win, i sleep with you 1 night, if you win, u sleep with me 1 night" --- these i regard as " kiddie bet " except kids won't use sleeping as stakes la.lol there are also " absurd betting " such as "how long can Pak Lah tahan as PM" "today will rain or not" "who is Jay Chou's next girlfriend" if you enter a chinese coffee shop that looked very outdated, summore located in outskirt area, do not look down upon the mahjong table(if there is) coz the daily transaction might be higher than your monthly salary ! you dun pray-pray!! i actually do not against gambling, as i myself also gambles it is already part of the ...

the Names of a person

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my family called me "Ah Leang" during primary school, due to influence of the malays who calls ppl by the surname, every1 in the school calls me "Soo" including the chinese friends starting from secondary school, i started making people call me "Leang" instead of "Soo" but there's still ppl call me "soo" ... swt. on the other hand, i given myself an english name that i didn't introduce to much people.. the only bunch of people that knows me by that name are those i worked together at Richard's Top Taste Restaurant in Tmn Indrawasih.. that was because on 1st day of work, the supervisor finds it hard to pronounce and remember chinese name, so i just put that name to ease the ice breaking process. come to this university, i intro myself to people as 水亮 (pronounce at "sui liang" in mandarin) but the cantonese spoken pronounce it as "sui leong" which sounds kinda not so with the flow so they called me ah ...

wrong date but nvm

last month, on the 14th midnight(means the morning of 15th) i received a birthday wish from miss A ...... the moment i received it, i went wtf? my birthday is not today ... then, after realizing that it was 15th of june, i know that girl had mixed up the month and in fact a month earlier... i laughed at it for a moment and thinking "aishehman...boh sim la.... birthdate also remembers wrongly ....." but after thinking it again, "it's actually nice to have someone thought of you" if she never thought of you, she won't go send u a birthday wish,aite? so that's y i later on belanja her makan nice stuff p/s : tomorrow baru the real date,k? dun wrong again liao lor.... lol and oh ya : congrats on your new DSLR that u wished for .... :D

My Top 5 pricks in the cinema

the average length of a movie is about 1hr 30mins..... sitting in the cinema with hundreds of people, there are times got some Fuckers (acquaintance or stranger) did things that annoyed me to a level that i wanna chase him out of theater if given chance. here are the top 5 in the list #5) the chatter watch movie eh time, go and chit-chat stuff that are not that movie related kanneh, go Coffee Bean or starbucks or mamak to chat la.... cinema leh, bradder! #4) HANDPHONE!!! damn it! kenot put silent ka? to top of it, that Muthafucka starts to talking out loud as if he is the only one who owns handphone... i think the brain he put it inside the handphone, i guess #3) the narrator explain each every stuff on the screen to the person next to him as if they have very low IQ.. kawan, if low IQ is you, okay? #2) the spoiler sometimes, a movie is very the nice that a person comes back 2 watch for the 2nd time but keep the suspense to yourself laaaaa.. dun potong stim at the critical moment! adui...

Fantasizing a person

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there's nothing wrong with fantasy ... why?? coz fantasy is FREE and nobody is harmed in the process majority guys fantasize almost every hot girls they know whether they are single, in the relationship or married, they all fantasize! girls do fantasize too ... but their fantasy is more to having romantic dinner, receive romantic stuff(flowers,chocolate,poetry), dancing to the moonlight, dirty dancing etc etc guys fantasy = doing IT!!! (and some even fantasize doing IT with people that will be considered taboo such as aunt,friend's mom, teacher, etc) and usually guys fantasize only when they are alone and nothing to do and often leads to "self-satisfaction"(hormone testerone attack!) i admit i do fantasize my friends ..... but only in the closed room i never ever fantasize them when they are in front of me and never in my mind that i wanna make it become real... never! it is dangerous if the guy over-obsessive with his fantasy and try to make it alive! however, this ...

AUNTY!

Get into the starmark express bus AGG5757 at approximately 11.20pm, 4th July 2008. the bus left about 10mins later reached the rented house in this hutan : 10.30am somewhere after past the Slim River, we heard a loud bang from the rear tyre of that bus.....i'm sure that we had a flat tyre... the drivers went down for a check ... after a while, the bus start moving again! oblivious to us, the passengers.. the driver forcing their way from that location(northern selangor) until YongPeng, Johor!!! the bus is actually moving on only 3 rear tyres where it supposed to be 4! (however, the bus did slows down for that part of journey) well, the above part has nothing to do with aunty! here is where she came in.. at yongpeng, where the time is almost 8am, the driver turns in to find for people to fix the tyre coz according to the rules, he should have stopped few hours ago.. then, the help came in a mini-truck every1 is in amazement when the person walks out from the truck is actually an AUN...