My Top 5 pricks in the cinema

the average length of a movie is about 1hr 30mins.....
sitting in the cinema with hundreds of people, there are times got some Fuckers (acquaintance or stranger) did things that annoyed me to a level that i wanna chase him out of theater if given chance.

here are the top 5 in the list

#5) the chatter
watch movie eh time, go and chit-chat stuff that are not that movie related
kanneh, go Coffee Bean or starbucks or mamak to chat la.... cinema leh, bradder!

#4) HANDPHONE!!!
damn it! kenot put silent ka?
to top of it, that Muthafucka starts to talking out loud as if he is the only one who owns handphone... i think the brain he put it inside the handphone, i guess

#3) the narrator
explain each every stuff on the screen to the person next to him as if they have very low IQ..
kawan, if low IQ is you, okay?

#2) the spoiler
sometimes, a movie is very the nice that a person comes back 2 watch for the 2nd time
but keep the suspense to yourself laaaaa..
dun potong stim at the critical moment! aduih

#1) the SMELLY BUTTS!
okay, this i gotta separate to 3 categories :

Bronze - smelly ketiaks
deodorant, brother ..... buy it! coz u need it

Silver - smelly body
dude, how many days you never bath??
or your washing machine broke down, izzit??

Gold aka the champion of them all - smelly feet!
fucker! wear that shoes! wear it!!!!!

Comments

Anonymous said…
AGREED!!! SUPPORT KAW KAW!!! especially the handphone one
July 12, 2008 1:10 PM
LeangFM said…
yeah ... but handphone is temporary only ...
that's not ranking #1
July 15, 2008 1:57 AM
Ken Wooi said…
Haha, nice one! XD
August 12, 2008 12:35 PM
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