T5 Men Lies

1) I got a meeting with customers / Boss asked me to do OT
---has been used super frequently by the men for generations! even the TVB drama used so it so often that they got bored of it
but still, it is still being used ... haha

so its somewhat being taught by the previous generation, so it's basically not a lie
xD

2) She Is JUST A FRIEND
--- guys considers every1 as friend/buddy
pool buddy, yamcha friend,game buddy, food hunt friend, fishing buddy, clubbing buddy, drinking friend, fuck buddy

See?
didn't actually lie, rite?
just that didn't state it clearly nia mer xD

3)We did absolutely did NOTHING!
---even if BOTH of our shirts need adjustment,
even if her cologne is all over the body
even if her lipstick print can be seen on the shirt
we still absolutely did NOTHING

well, this is actually an "Art of Denial"
xD

4) Nolah! you where got fat? juz nice leh
this is actually a basic standard answer for the question "Am I getting fat?"
coz if u answer, yes you are.... then u will see a colourful rainbow turned into heavy white storm almost instantly

so yes, it's a lie
but a white lie (善良的谎言)- a lie to make u happy


5)[adultery] I'm gonna just put it there, not gonna put in or enter, I promise
--- the next thing u know, he buried it completely inside!!

well, i say this is ummmmm... a technique!
xD

p/s : for joking purpose, sorry in advance if got offended..

p/p/s : i'm only guilty for the point #4, other points i created based on knowledge not experience
=)

Comments

Hurley said…
fuck buddy sounds rough, use the short form "FuBu"! =D
September 22, 2008 12:56 PM
CRIZ LAI said…
LOL! I hear nothing, I do nothing, I speak nothing... If all nothing then the boss will pay you nothing right?? :P

http://crizfood.blogspot.com/
September 23, 2008 9:40 PM
Cathy C said…
haha...2nd point..LOL...must be u experienced it before la..LOL
September 25, 2008 1:56 AM
LeangFM said…
hurley : haha, its the same 2 me :D

criz lai : err criz ... what's it got to do with lying, huh?

cathy : lol, i mentioned in my post-script: only #4 is my own experience
xD
September 26, 2008 4:32 AM
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