Malaysia's Checklist
This is a "IF YOU ARE A MALAYSiaN" checklist 1) Freedom of speech is not totally free -- you are allowed to speak anything as long as your statement does not offend certain group of people 2) You are allowed to riot, but only IF you seek approval (from the people you are protesting against) 3) Instead of blaming the rapist, u blame the women for wearing too sexy 4) Your buildings are slightly a little more expensive because many parties involved in the project 5) A house can be build on a reserved land 6) 30% under the sky can never be yours no matter how, and that 30% will be yours without a question, depending on which side you are. 7) If David Beckham were to die on the same day with the Prime Minister ( IF merr), the former will probably made the headlines, full page 8) You cheer for Malaysian football team when they scored, but you cheer even louder when Man Utd scored against the national team 9) You can name every player in the England's team inclusive of the...