Why Smartphones can be Dumbphone

These are smartphones;


when you got it, you got 2 options

OPTION 1 : turning em' into Dumbphone
  1. sticks to original plan
  2. buys top-ups every time finishes credits
  3. struggles to use wifi
  4. leeching looking for free wifi
  5. compete with others for a shared internet speed
  6. purposely spends in HaagenDaaz, Starbucks etc to get password for their wifi
  7. not necessarily works all the time
  8. hearing cock excuses from the attendees on why their wifis not working
  9. can't perform simple task (even those easy steps in conventional handphones)
  10. not aware of the tips and tricks ( dunno who to ask in the surrounding people)
  11. gets frustrated
  12. monthly expenses increase like mad
  13. gets MORE frustrated
  14. giving out wrong/outdated information
  15. get mocked by friends
  16. gets VERY VERY frustrated
  17. !$#@!%!#$!@
  18. 1!@$!#@!3123213
  19. !$%#!%!#$%%#$%@$%
  20. #%#$%$%%#$%
  21. 1345253425245243
  22. !#%$%#%
  23. #%$@$#%
  24. 3425443
  25. 3445343
  26. $@$234425@$23423
  27. (&*$%RGH
  28. shr0iweopu9ejf
  29. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
  30. change to conventional handphones
OPTION 2 : making em' a REAL smartphones
  1. Sign up for DG Smart Plan.*clicks*


2. Attends DG themed party on 29th May @ Ecoba PJ Trade Center


2.1 get to know other smartphone users and exchange knowledges, tips and tricks

3. change the smartphone casing into YELLOW (optional). LoL!


TIME TO CHANGE.

Comments

angelinemiss said…
Eh, you're now the ambassador for Digi izit? Haha!
May 30, 2010 11:54 AM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Zahada Riddle Hints Level 20 - 46

this is the continuation from my previous post 21 - search engine ... its the red colour that counts 22 - its so easy ... just count what don't see *** = total - what you see*** 23 - the numbers represents the questions you did trace the answers, use the first letter of each of it, and you got your 23! 24 - see the logos ... what are their first letter?? those letters resembles a pattern, do you see it? if you still can't see it, wait until it rains at your place, and after the rain, look at the sky! HAHA 25 - put your fingers at the letters given on the keyboard... follow the sequence 26 - google each every currency for their symbol .... each represents a Letter... compile it 27 - similar with 24 but this time think BIG.... very very very BIG... like outer space so, who's no longer our family? 28 - find the meaning of the every picture... get its first letter, repeat for every picture example : leonardo acts as Romeo .... R it will then give you a set of number "conv...
Read more

Pacific Bowl at Batu Pahat Mall

Image
this is just a show-off pic! scroll down if u dun like :P this is kinda outdated, Pacific Bowl at BatuPahat Mall It is the latest attraction and the only attraction i would visit that mall... It is kinda dead, even tho just opened less than half a year... Even Carrefour Batu Pahat is more lively than this Mall well, just like every other bowling alley this bowling have bowling lane, a simple computer-alike thingy 2 organize ur player, bowling balls, rented bowling shoes, bowling pins etc the bowling shoes design damn nice,rite?? partly because it is new, no ppl vandalise it yet oh ya, the photo i curik from my universities junior (pretty wan oo) but hay, don't look down on this bowling alley even tho its located at the deserted place of Batu Pahat check the price!! RM4.80 for 1 game! even the students price requires RM4!! usually student half price wei!! n they dun accept our matrix(university) card, reason : it is only applied on SCHOOL KIDS!(under 21) damn! its just indirect way...
Read more

5 reasons I don't wana date a blogger

1) personal life is exposed I prefer to keep my personal life low profile, I sure wouldn't like it on the next day, my friend knew where I went last night for dinner, what I wore,which car I drove and everything single step I do coz she posted it in her blog 2) if i done bad, or made her angry (not necessary my fault) ..... my weakness is all blasted online when i say all, it means ALL be it my physical flaw, be it my insensitivity, and she will count it out until the final string of my pubic hair 3) most of her topic will be on her blog / other ppl's blog she will say i blogged about this before, oh I read at Tim's blog before do u read cyndi's blog last week about this matter? and I will went =.="' like la my time is all spent only on blogs 4) cannot accept negative comment of hers Most bloggers have this disease, especially the female ones. everything that they write is CORRECT. u cannot give negative comment of it. coz if u do, they will go emo/berserk and ...
Read more