A Near Police Summon scenario

Made an illegal U-turn at Tmn Bahagia LRT the other day. Was about to fetch a friend at the said LRT.

Once i stop down at the pick-up zone, 2 policemen came to me in their motorcycles.
One is elder with 2 stripes at his sleeves - lansi face and fierce (hereby referred as LP)
another 1 is young fella - friendlier face and gentle ( hereby referred as YP)

the LP came to me seat

LP : Tunjuk IC dan lesen. Situ boleh U-turn punya ke?

Me: Tak boleh mehh? sorry, i tak nampak sign no u-turn, i ingat boleh lepas, gua pun u-turn la... kalo x, nak pusing kot mana?

LP : u x nampak double line ke? kalo mau u-turn boleh pergi sampai itu sekolah sana...You tinggal kat mana punya? *whilst looking at the i.c*
yellow

Me: Sri kembangan, bang ... Sini tak familiar.

LP: so sekarang macam mana? i kasi saman lah, boleh?

Me: *not saying a word, with a reluctant nod*

LP walks toward the YP whom at his motorcycle, preparing the summon record.
they take a very long time, which i thought he could have completed writing my details, and few moments later YP walks to me, which in his summon notes, are empty ones.

YP : kawan, nak kasi saman boleh?

Me: *acting noob* saman lor, kalau tak saman, ada cara lain ke?

YP: habis tu, u nak belanja minum?

Me: Minuman abang mahal laa... tapiiii r... boleh ke? Sini ramai orang dok tengok oo.. *made a look around*

YP: *silent for 2-3 seconds* habis kalo saman, rm300 tau...

Me: harr? ya ke? 300 ka? illegal u-turn pun kena 300 ke?
( im sorta confident that illegal u-turn not 300... if redlight, speeding, DUI, then it is 300)

YP : yalah... sekarang semua pun 300 dah... *still holding my i/c+lisen, and preparing to write... wrote the location as P/Jaya*

Me: *just giving the puzzled look, with no intention to stop him*

YP walks back to LP at the motorcycles, and discuss discuss....
after a while, he walks back to me,

YP: ok! kali ini, kita orang kasi you amaran... amaran tegas... jangan buat lagi, ok? *giving me back my i/c*

Me: ok ok, tuan .... tenkiu tenkiu, ya? sorryy~

Comments

Anonymous said…
my one and only time kena police traffic tahan also coz of illegal U-Turn, but not so lucky as you... kena belanja.. :(
September 20, 2010 9:45 PM
Weird Dan said…
I did illegal U-turn there many times, tak kena yet.

Now I know
September 27, 2010 3:14 PM
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