Men n Undies
wat r undies for?
red-undy, reminded of any1?
for me, the reason BONE wear undies are
1) for safety [ in favor of ur little buddy]
when u wear jeans,cargo pants,khakis or any pants that come along with the zipper
chances that u will "zhng" ur little buddy is very high when u zip ups/downs
that's where undies come in place, u dont wana make into news headline for That, rite?
2) for safety [ in favor of ur faycee(face)]
when u wear those short n loose pants, there owez will be ppl who like to pull ur pants down
back in my 1st yr hostel life, v got those "pull-pants" game
like girls got those bra-straps game,
so, when u got involved involuntarily in this game, i.e u r being victimized, u dun want to show ur insignificant buddy in such way, do ya?
3) for filtrate
imagine that u r in public n sat across u got 1 sweet little young thing, face as pretty as sharapove, body as nice as nicole kidman, so sweet, so sexy~!
she slowly walk towards u, closer , closer n closer n came close at ur ear n whisper 2 u
"cover up, boy! this is a place for public"
then u realized u dun have undies on, n unintendedly flashing off 2 the auntie(s) at the park
surela malu sial!!
4)for comfort
the feeling of ur jeans rough rough surface slides wif ur ballz..ewwww
worse feeling if wear slack
the other usage of men's brief is to prevent men from "pointing" around unnecessarily
BONE is living in a house with 7 other men, but BONE the only one not wearing it when im on bed
being extraordinary, u cant escape beinglaughedmentioned by the other 7
bcoz u r making a visible tent at ur pants every morning
imagine that at my pants every morning
but its still better than waking up in the midnite 2 adjust for the comfort of my bone-less organ
red-undy, reminded of any1?
for me, the reason BONE wear undies are
1) for safety [ in favor of ur little buddy]
when u wear jeans,cargo pants,khakis or any pants that come along with the zipper
chances that u will "zhng" ur little buddy is very high when u zip ups/downs
that's where undies come in place, u dont wana make into news headline for That, rite?
2) for safety [ in favor of ur faycee(face)]
when u wear those short n loose pants, there owez will be ppl who like to pull ur pants down
back in my 1st yr hostel life, v got those "pull-pants" game
like girls got those bra-straps game,
so, when u got involved involuntarily in this game, i.e u r being victimized, u dun want to show ur insignificant buddy in such way, do ya?
3) for filtrate
imagine that u r in public n sat across u got 1 sweet little young thing, face as pretty as sharapove, body as nice as nicole kidman, so sweet, so sexy~!
she slowly walk towards u, closer , closer n closer n came close at ur ear n whisper 2 u
"cover up, boy! this is a place for public"
then u realized u dun have undies on, n unintendedly flashing off 2 the auntie(s) at the park
surela malu sial!!
4)for comfort
the feeling of ur jeans rough rough surface slides wif ur ballz..ewwww
worse feeling if wear slack
the other usage of men's brief is to prevent men from "pointing" around unnecessarily
BONE is living in a house with 7 other men, but BONE the only one not wearing it when im on bed
being extraordinary, u cant escape being
bcoz u r making a visible tent at ur pants every morning
imagine that at my pants every morning
but its still better than waking up in the midnite 2 adjust for the comfort of my bone-less organ
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