Signs of Fever

i was down with fever for the past 2 days

not a serious case that until i can't get up from the bed,
but enough to make me feel weak and not so lively

for guys la
you know you r sick, when you cannot get an erection

(i'm not talking about erectile dysfunction)
no matter how hard u try
u force yourself to think of those ahem ahem stuff but still give no effect

so, u take those medication and get some rest and sleep
and u wake up with this in your pants

yeah, a tent in your pants!
yeah, congratulation
you have recovered!!

another way is to see the colour of your morning pee

if the colour is yellowish

(yeah, like beer or chrysanthemum tea)
it means you're not very healthy

a healthy colour would be white

***photo with the courtesy of JimmyChin***

no, not that white ... xD (thatz other case already)

the crystal clear white



well, thats for normal human in normal condition
if outer space, you havta ask our Astronaut passenger Dr. Sheikh Mustapha Shukor

or shall I say Datuk-wannabe Dr. Sheikh Mustapha Shukor

maybe more than Datuk

Comments

conan_cat said…
lol i was laughing so hard at ur first idea XD hahaha true lo when u sick that time memang cannot stand one lor... all guys must've gone through this before de kakakkaa
October 17, 2007 12:22 AM
LeangFM said…
speaking by experience
hehhehhe
October 17, 2007 2:23 PM
Anonymous said…
*sweat*
I didn't know that... How often do we have to "check for sickness"? *sniggers*
October 17, 2007 7:15 PM
LeangFM said…
bell : no need check i... 1st thing when wake up, then u know ody ;)
October 17, 2007 10:37 PM
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