Malaysia's Checklist


This is a "IF YOU ARE A MALAYSiaN" checklist

1) Freedom of speech is not totally free
-- you are allowed to speak anything as long as your statement does not offend certain group of people

2) You are allowed to riot, but only IF you seek approval (from the people you are protesting against)

3) Instead of blaming the rapist, u blame the women for wearing too sexy

4) Your buildings are slightly a little more expensive because many parties involved in the project

5) A house can be build on a reserved land

6)30% under the sky can never be yours no matter how, and that 30% will be yours without a question, depending on which side you are.

7) If David Beckham were to die on the same day with the Prime Minister ( IF merr), the former will probably made the headlines, full page

8) You cheer for Malaysian football team when they scored, but you cheer even louder when Man Utd scored against the national team

9) You can name every player in the England's team inclusive of the age, position, preferred foot, etc etc but you can't name Half of the Malaysian XI

10) you got fired due to some leaked sex video that can barely see ur face, then you are forgiven and got accepted back
2 yrs later, you got fired for the same reason .. out of nowhere...

11) the Proton can easily end up as "potong" upon crash

12) your tolls are built faster than your highway

13) You enter a building through its entrance but exits through its window

14) National newspaper pattern
New issue smashing the headlines for 4-5 days
Drag drag drag drag, the issue is now 10th page
few months later, the issue is no longer mentioned
New issue bombard in and the cycle returns

15) If the appointment is 1030am, do not reach at 1030am,
coz 1030am is the time the people got out from the house

I think its because of clock is so damn old..

so, how much u got?
0 - 5 , you don't even know the exist of malaysia
5 - 10, you stay in Malaysia, but u r total ignorant toward the news
10 - 15, you are Malaysian that planning to migrate

Happy MERDEKA, every1

p/s : all the pictures not mine, found using google image search...

Comments

Lasker said…
16) If you smile and nod your head in agreement, you are truly a Malaysian.

Malaysia Boleh!
August 29, 2009 1:23 AM
nikki said…
I am packing my bag. Sigh. I am taking your post as a cue.
August 29, 2009 8:00 PM
LeangFM said…
happy merdeka! lol
September 08, 2009 6:10 AM
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